Today a boy realised every sexually confused 18 year old’s dream by painting a 60ft schlong on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was discovered by Google earth, meaning that this wang was visible from space and proving yet again that Google Earth is only used to facilitate the discovery of giant genitalia.
- Dick House
The owners of wanghaus (as it is now affectionately named) were unaware of the extension their son had erected on their toiture for the better part of a year. Their official statement was that he would have to “rub it off when he gets home” and i’m sure he will be only too happy to oblige, I wait with bated breath for the google earth image of little Jimmy furiously scrubbing his roof shaft. If he wasn’t being bullied before this whole fiasco I’m fairly certain the gay jokes will be coming thick and fast once his peers get their hands on that snap.
Personally I don’t see what all the fuss is about, sure he may have perpetuated one of the largest cock jokes in recent times but wheres the creativity, the feeling behind it. Quite frankly the boy is an amateur.
- Now that’s a penis
